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WELCOME TO PARADISE

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

(via orgasm)



guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via orgasm)



groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via orgasm)